Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
