S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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