I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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