For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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