who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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