Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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