Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize