I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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