i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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