I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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