Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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