Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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