I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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