I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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