HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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