What a fucking waste of an outfit
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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