i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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