can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
