she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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