is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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