I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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