a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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