Whoa Z and x make the same sound
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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