There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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