who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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