oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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