where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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