I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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