Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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