are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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