you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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