Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Randomize
