What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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