come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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