Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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