Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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