Fuck appropriateness.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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