why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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