it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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