Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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