You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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