you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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