Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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