Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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