Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Randomize
