what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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