we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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