White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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