So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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