I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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