one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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