i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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