The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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