dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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