My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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