Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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