I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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