I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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